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Shirley

posted 07-15-08 05:36pm

Where can I find my Zooologist supplies?

dukes

posted 03-20-08 01:12am

i farted.

ZOOM

posted 12-21-07 11:20am

What's up? ZOOM is back in action on January 12th. Last Exit is the place to be. SEE YOU THERE!

m5

posted 12-06-07 08:41pm

What up everyone. It has been way to long since we have seen everyone. Keep your eye out for a new ZOOM show coming soon. Drop us a line and let us know how you are doing this fine holiday season. peace out.

ZOOM

posted 12-04-07 10:19pm

Like I said, everyday. Actually, "The Night Before Christmas" was put on the 12 Songs of Christmas CD. They are for sale at ZIA. All proceeds go to help The Solid Rock Foundation. WERD!

ZOOM

posted 12-03-07 09:46pm

We're here friends. We took a little break to find ourselves. I was in rehab...but not really. rehab is for quitters. If anyone is out here still checkin' on the site, hit up the message board. I'll be on this thing daily.

sad

posted 11-17-07 09:23am

does anybody still live here?

B!

posted 07-17-07 01:13am

Get a big van, pick up Gooder and get your punk asses up to FLG and rock our F-ing socks off!

B!

posted 07-07-07 03:38am

It's July. Post something.

m5

posted 06-20-07 04:51pm

where did all the people go???

ZOOM

posted 05-31-07 09:46pm

That's right, Ya'll! I'm still working out my problems with running the website, but we rock with Above The Love on June 30th for a giant B-Day Bash! We've been on hiatus but we'll be back in full effect come June. We'll see you there.

Above The Love

posted 05-26-07 06:55pm

Next Zoom Show: June 30th at All Starz Sports Bar and Grill in Chandler W/ Above The Love. No Cover 69 BASH BABY!!! Celbrating Cancer Birthdays: T-Rock, Zoom, Shawn, Salty Darren, Clint, and others!!

The B! Child

posted 05-05-07 08:40pm

Have good Cinco de Drinko. Sorry I won't be there to grace you with my presence.

The Birth of the Party

Fighting his way through another offensive hangover and sweeping onto the Phoenix music scene comes ZOOM, the self-professed "sixteen spitter who makes the crowd get up." Backed by the Sporty Forties (previous and current members of local group Mighty Unlisted), ZOOM is ready to unleash his inimitable concoction of beer, hip hop, a couple of shots, and a topper of some more hip hop, on all those fortunate enough to see him live.

Raised for the most part in the Phoenix area, ZOOM graduated with a degree in accounting from Northern Arizona University, and continued on to earn his MBA. After attaining the coveted MBA, he turned his back on the business world to continue his career in music and drinking—the brain cells used to earn his higher education degrees, and the degrees for that matter, soaked in his 11 pm blend of partying. But years of college did teach him much—Thursday nights are for Maloney’s, and Fridays through Wednesdays are, well, good for any locales that can serve up a hot dish of getting mashed. ZOOM has that unique ability to forge his experiences into music that will make the drinkers drink more, and make designated drivers take cabs home.

Make no mistake about it, if having a good time for you means sipping a few cocktails and listening to good jams live, then you’ll no doubt love ZOOM’s live performances. But this is not your father’s hip hop—if you want socially conscious lyrics, bubble gum raps, or boring interludes, take it somewhere else where you can snap your fingers instead of clap your hands.

Expect drinks to get knocked to the ground when the crowd gets intoxicated by the sound; expect to see smiles and hear the girl next to you screaming uncontrollably. You’ll probably get laid that night, maybe even with that girl. Yes, the music is dope enough for even you to have sex with a woman who likes to scream. What other hip hop artist would be bold enough to predict something like that? Not many. But ZOOM and the Sporty Forties will be that final sweet line you needed to tell her, that last drink you should have bought her--all the reasons she wouldn’t go home with you last time. Respect that. Now come get some.